If you kiss her_ you are not a gentleman
如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度
If you don't_ you are not a man
可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！
If you praise her_ she thinks you are lying
如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她
If you don't_ you are good for nothing
但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了！
If you agree to all her likes_ she is abusing
如果你对她的话完全同意，那她就会 的像二五八万
If you don't_ you are not understanding
要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解
If you make romance_ you are an 'experienced man'
假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手
If you don't you are half a man
如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟
If you visit her too often_ she thinks it is boring
如果你太常去找她，她会觉得烦腻
If you don't_ she accuses you of double crossing
但是如果你不去找她，她会责备你欺骗她的感情
If you are well dressed_ she says you are a playboy
你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子
If you don't_ you are a dull boy
穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙
If you are jealous_ she says it's bad
如果你吃醋，她会说这样是不对的
If you don't _ she thinks you do not love her
可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又会认为你根本不爱她
If you attempt a romance_ she says you didn't respect her
你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她
If you don't_ she thinks you do not like her
但要是你一直规规矩矩的，她又会觉得你不喜欢她
If you are a minute late_ she complains it's hard to wait
你若是迟到一分钟，她会抱怨等的多累多苦
If she is late_ she says that's a girl's way
要是她自己迟到了，她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的
If you visit another_ she accuses you of being a heel
如果你去找你的朋友，她会说你像跟屁虫
If she is visited by another_ 'oh it's natural_ we are girls'
如果是她，她会说"喔，这很自然啊，女孩子都是这样"
If you kiss her once in a while_ she professes you are cold
如果你飞快的吻她一下，她会到处说你这人很冷漠
If you kiss her too many_ she yells that you are taking advantage
如果你吻太多了，她会大叫说你吃她豆腐
If you fail to help her in crossing the street_ you lack ethics
如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她，那你这人缺乏道德
If you do_ she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
要是你小心照顾她过马路，她又会说这是男人的花招
If you stare at other_ she accuses you of flirting
你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你是到处对女生调情
If she is stared by others_ she says that they are just admiring
如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已
If you talk_ she wants you to listen
如果你跟她说话，她希望你只要听就好
If you listen_ she wants you to talk
如果你只倾听，她又要你跟她说话
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
上天啊，你创照了这些叫做女人的生物
So simple_ yet so complex
既简单又复杂
So weak_ yet so powerful
如此柔弱，却又如此强悍
So confusing_ yet so desirable
让人又恼又爱
"O LORD_ tell me what to do. AMEN"
神啊，请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门！